i hate my assignment

assignment!!oh assignment!!
I hate you! You stink!
I wish I could wash you
away in the sink.
If only a bomb
would explode you to bits.
assignment!!oh assignment!!
You're giving me fits.
I'd rather take baths
with a man-eating shark,
or wrestle a lion
alone in the dark,
eat spinach and eggplant (terung)
assignment!!oh assignment!!
You're last on my list.
I simply can't see
why you even exist.
If you just disappeared
it would tickle me pink.
assignment!!0h assignment!!
I hate you! You stink